I'm lazy. I exaggerate. I'm afraid of lightning. I'm big into things representative of eras I'm not a part of. I make jokes about things people shouldn't laugh about. I tell myself I'll change. I won't. I really like Abraham Lincoln. I repeat myself. I repeat myself. I forget everything. I'm obsessed with everything. I'm abrasive and sarcastic. I improvise. I get bored easily. I'm a hypocrite, but I hate hypocrites. I will literally talk to anyone because I can't shut up. I don't know what it feels like to not be tired. I'm addicted to movement. I look forward to being myself. I talk too much. I hate too much. I eat too much. I care too little. I don't judge you, and you don't judge me. Got it? Good.